You've had a couple or dozen beers and you're looking at a non-running Volvo and a running Jeep and a light bulb goes on over your head. A shaky, sputtering sort of 5-watt bulb, but a bulb nonetheless: how about I get in the Volvo and you push it up to high speed with the Jeep and I ride in it while it crashes through a mud puddle and over a jump? Hey, Volvos are safe, right? This one scores a respectable-though-not-stellar 31 points on the Hoon-O-Meter, thanks to the standard 5-point bonus for Volvo hoonage.

Hoon of the Day: Lada Versus Volvo Norwegian Jumpstravaganza [internal]