Danica Patrick's Awful "Banned" GoDaddy Super Bowl Ad

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So here's the scoop: Danica Patrick is wearing too much eyeliner, GoDaddy logos and leggy women are everywhere, and a football player appears to be flamboyantly gay. Was this banned for being offensive, or just unbelievably trite?

Of course, being banned is exactly what GoDaddy wants, the better to have people flock online to find the video. News sites go to town, blogs get busy, and everyone takes advantage of cheap traffic. Good thing we're better than that.