Cutlass Attack!

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Gideon Hosein of Halls Trace, Hard Bargain, Trinidad and Tobago is facing bail of TT$150,000 (about 24,000 USD) after attacking seven cars with a freaking cutlass in some kind of sword-wielding Southern Carribean rampage that caused TT$100,000 in damage to the vehicles. Didn't somebody tell the hapless sod that International Talk Like a Pirate Day isn't until September 19th?


Wrecking 7 cars with a cutlass [Trinidad & Tobago Express]

eMercedesBenz Helps the Homeless [Internal]


The Thirteenth Sentry

He was trying for a country record of four cars, four trucks, and two buses in 403 minutes.

Very nice lowrider up at the top, though; G-Bodies should only roll wheels smaller than 30-inches and come dressed in their best metallica pearl, Aztec-themed attire.