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The po-po at the University of Cincinnati have been feeling a tad emasculated since 2000, when they were mandated a VW New Beetle as their official campus-enforcement vehicle. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, "'The guys aren't 100 percent happy with the car,' University of Cincinnati Police Capt. Karen Patterson said. 'You don't look very intimidating driving a Bug.'" Advice to said campus coppers, if you want a Crown Vic, there are other jobs available. Otherwise, suck it up. [Thanks to Scott for the tip.]

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