Our man David Tracy is back with another off-roading project. Honestly, it seemed a straightforward choice to me at first. I wondered, had David picked something easy this time? Had he finally lost his edge?

I figured there had to be some catch. With David it’s never easy.

It wasn’t until I edited the story that I learned this Grand Wagoneer destined for Moab hasn’t even run since David himself was in junior high.

There it was, the catch.

But hey, if you’re new around here, know that this is how we do things. Tell ‘em, Ford 999: