Bugatti finally officially revealed its new Chiron super-mega-duper car, but more importantly, it released its full catalog of Eurotrash models wearing man-bags and stupid t-shirts that cost more than a vital heart transplant.
The whole catalog of “I have a Bugatti I never take out of the garage” clothing was pretty hilarious, but the best part has got to be the super-serious model boys with their pouty lips, faded Chiron t-shirts, and those massive gym gains, bro—as pointed out by user windadvisory:
It’s all about the vein, brau.
Congrats on your COTD win, uh, windadvisory. Ever seen Zoolander?
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