Surprise, surprise: we get emails here at Jalopnik. Sometimes them are tipsters sending in interesting tidbits of local news, sometimes they are people inquiring about our goat content and sometimes they are scammers pretending to be familiar with us! Feh!

Reader Teh Penguin of Doom gets us (and FancyKristen’s views on France), and what we have to put up with on a daily basis.

To the spam folder with you!