Comment Of The Day: The 'P' Stands For Mercury Sable Edition

Let nobody say that we here at Jalopnik do not provide useful consumer advice. Advice that sometimes involves tanks.

Today my coworkers were finally able to show you something they’ve been working on for some time. Jason drove a tank.

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Not only did he drive a tank, he drove a tank through a mobile home, and over a 2002 Mercury Sable. This was enlightening. This was riveting. This was informative, at least for reader ZaqAtaq:

Indeed, the best choice of vehicle is not a 2002 Mercury Sable. Really, just go ahead and get a tank. Master P did. Look at how happy he is:

Hm. I wonder where that tank is now.

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Raphael Orlove

Raphael Orlove is features editor for Jalopnik.