Comment of the Day: Survival Pack Edition

Screenshot: Dr. Strangelove (1964), Hawk Films

Patrick George and Raphael Orlove will be heading across the country in a nearly-fifty-year-old BMW, embarking tomorrow. Wisely, they waited until the last minute to ask if anyone could provide a list of things they should bring along with them to make the trip easier.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire has certainly been on a lot of road trips, because they delivered the perfect list of things to bring along. “Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.”


Поздравляю. Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire, you’re today’s COTD victor.

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