Comment Of The Day: Not Too Close! Edition

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Jalopnik discovered its new hero: a man driving only a truck frame down the highway. If only we knew what it was like to stumble upon him...


Thanks to the video we posted earlier, it would be totally baller to stumble upon him. And, thanks to Oatterz, we have an idea of what our exact excited conversation would go down like:


I have no idea if any of that is what they are actually saying, so I’m going to take your word for it, Oatterz. But yea, mother fucker that IS cool as fuck.

Congrats on your COTD win. Frame it and keep it forever.

Reviews Editor, Jalopnik

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Congratulations, Mr. Oatterz, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she pulls the body off. I don’t think she’s looking forward to the task.