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Sometimes in New York (nicknamed the “Motor City,” because there are so many taxi cabs driving around) you can just walk off with an 86-pound pail of $1.6 million in gold in broad daylight and nobody gives a shit. What a town!

Yes, this is a real thing, as reader Vacuum Leak wondered today:

I am also awarding a rare second place win to 66ChevelleSS on that personal submarine post for outstanding excellence in continuity:

Heroes, all of you.