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Comment Of The Day: If Car Companies Made Hearts Edition

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Using the almighty power of math—some of which I understood when I edited the piece—our man Jason Torchinsky calculated that your car can run off a human heart, so long as that car is an old Volkswagen. Bigger, better cars will take several other hears.

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But what if car companies built hearts instead? Potbelly Joe has the answer!

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All of that is true!

Editor-in-Chief at Jalopnik. 2002 Toyota 4Runner.

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Congratulations, Mr. Potbelly Joe and 42 others, on COTD! I want to gift you with a VW which this lovely lady will deliver soon. I’d like to wish everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day from the bottom of my heart.