Comment Of The Day: Enormous Pride Edition

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If you’re done hauling a large amount of crap, and you can’t go off-roading because your truck is too big, what are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to not only do with your truck, but with your person, your soul, your life???

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You use that towing capacity for bigger, better things, as Doctor-G-and-the-wagen points out:

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Ouch. Maybe just get a Suzuki Jimny instead?

Congrats, Doctor G, on your COTD win. May you forever have to be carried in the back of a pickup truck yourself.

(As an aside, this is one of the best and worst songs about cars I’ve ever heard. It’s now playing on repeat.)

Deputy Editor, Jalopnik. 2002 Lexus IS300 Sportcross.

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DISCUSSION

Congratulations, Mr. Doctor-G-and-the-wagen, on COTD! My award to you is a Ram truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she washes the off-road dirt off.