Comment Of The Day: Dodge Ram Edition

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It’s Friday. Let’s make some jokes.

Earlier today, we saw a Ram pickup driver, afroth (yes, afroth, I’m making up new words now) with road rage. The driver was so frothy that he pushed a car right off the road, and into a divider. Or did he ram them off the road?


Ha. Haha. Hahahahahaha.

For the Youths out there, “Ram” is a pickup truck brand, but before it was a #brand, it was a mere model of pickup, like “F-Series” or “Silverado.” The #brand was Dodge, and combined, it was the Dodge Ram.

There. Having explained the joke, I’m sure I have now sufficiently ruined it.

Congratulations, SkyNet, on your COTD win. May you forever wear the most radiant sunglasses.

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