One really shouldn’t make light of the situation along the North Korean-South Korean border. It could reignite a war, and there’s nothing funny about that. But the South Koreans are currently bombarding the North with loudspeaker broadcasts of, among other things, their K-Pop music. And that IS kind of funny.
While I sincerely hope the situation is resolved with both sides agreeing to chill the fuck out, readers Darth Squishy and DamnTheNoise came to us with alternate solutions:
Which would probably make him the most effective HOA president in history, as well as the only one with his own mini-sub.
Congratulations on your COTD win, Darth Squishy and DamnTheNoise. May you never have to be on the receiving end of this:
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