Comment of the Day: B-A-N-A-N-A-S Edition

Our man Robb Holland got to drive the new Panamera GTS. If you want a 911 but actually need to move adult humans and cargo, this car is it. Robb had some issues with the brakes, but we figured out why.


After a few hot laps, Robb realized that the Porsche stability control was zapping all his fun and when he brought the car in he noticed this...

“...It was so bad that when I came in, the left front brake was completely cooked and smoking even after a long cool down lap.”

Well, one of our sharp-eyed readers figured out why the brakes weren’t great when “cooked.”


Well done son of a motherless goat...and the rest of you jokers and your silly puns.

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