Citizens Demand The White House Give The Veep A Fleet Of Bitchin' Trans-Ams

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Secessionists and Ron Paul supporters haven't been the only petitioners busy on the White House's "We The People" webpage this week. Someone filed a petition yesterday to establish a fleet of Vice Presidential Trans-Ams, to be customized and used to kick off the official beginning of summer.

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There's a small chance that The Onion's made-up Joe Biden persona could actually become a sort-of real thing. If the petition gets another 24,900 signatures, we could see each summer kicking off with a beer-drinking, shirtless VP lovingly scrubbing his Trans Am in the White House driveway.

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What do you say, are we ready for a rad new American tradition? (Hat tip to joolytron!)

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benjaminpreston
Benjamin Preston

Not many more than a dozen people have jumped on the petition since I posted this article. And here I thought it was going to go viral. Maybe if we'd petitioned to have President Obama replaced by Burt Reynolds first...