Man, it's times like this that we really, really, wish we had a Lada Riva. People tell us we don't really want one. But we really think we do. With a turbo. And Panasports. And a snorkel and a wheelie bar and a deployable oil slick that lights on fire. And a hammerhead shark to ride shotgun with us. Oh, and like 80 KC Daylighters mounted everywhere.

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