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Donnie Lee Smith, of Troutsville, VA, is out a job after failing to set the parking brake on the dump truck whose care he was charged with. The vehicle rolled 500 feet down the street, hitting several vehicles and then smashed into a Wallgreens. Needless to say, everyone involved in the incident is rather unhappy. Well, except for the media types. We're having fun making up stupid headlines.

Dump truck hits car, drug store on Williamson Road [WDBJ]

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