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Recently unattached ourselves, we checked out Dan Lienert's list of cars for singles in between bouts of wallowing in self-pity, self-castigation and crying into our off-brand Scotch, though we suppose tears would go better with margaritas. In any event, the Forbes-published list includes is comprised solely of new cars, ranging from the Scion TC (just moved back in with your parents), to BMW's 6-series droptop (for boosting your sex life). As for us? We've got our eye on a '77 Firebird Formula, which is not, as posited yesterday during a podcast from another high-traffic automotive site (to remain nameless), a variant of the Trans Am. Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to go listen to Gram Parsons' "Juanita" repetitively on a dive bar jukebox somewhere on the outskirts of Marfa.

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