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Yes, car-loving folks, there are those who wish to wipe the Earth clean of we and our air-fouling, Sheik-supporting, tire-smoking objects of desire. Cars are "viruses," they say, and they've got 11 ways to make driving so viscerally unappealing that we'll give up our selfish, planet-destroying, regressive ways. Sure, it'll never happen, but they've got some great ideas for us to poop on.

Eleven point plan for eliminating the private automobile [IntoFuture]

Put Down Those Keys: Today is World Carfree Day [internal]