I Just Noticed Something Weird: Toyota Doesn't Sell A Popular, Affordable Electric Car
I don’t know if this has already occurred to all of you out there (particularly if there are any Toyota executives…
Electric Cars Will Be Expensive? Sounds Like a Scam
One of the biggest players in the automotive world, Volkswagen, recently warned that the cost of developing and selling…
Don't Touch the Fucking Cars
Hello everyone. Today’s rant is born from some truly appalling behavior I witnessed this past weekend during Monterey…
It's About Time We Make Some Optional Car Packages for Cats
On Thursday, Land Rover announced a set of optional packages on its cars to help owners’ “four-legged friends” ride “in…
The Nissan GT-R Still Looks Good
Not so hot take: The R35 Nissan GT-R, old as it is, tired, plain, beaten down, disrespected, priced up, priced out,…
Chrome Door Edge Trim Is Terrible
I’m a believer that people should be able to do whatever they’d like to their cars. Modify them, redesign them, paint…
An Entire Generation Is Missing One of The Great Joys of Being a Car Enthusiast
This generation has been losing out a lot on manual transmissions. Fewer and fewer cars come with them. Fewer and fewer…
Buying a Sport Package on Your Massive Luxury Barge Is Foolish and Bad
You don’t need the performance package on your 17-foot luxury barge. You just don’t. That’s the God’s honest truth that…
I am a Porsche 911 Man NowÂ
It finally happened. I am a Porsche 911 man now. Shit.
The Hell With It, Everyone Make an SUV
I want every car company to make an SUV. Ferrari. McLaren. Aston Martin. Bugatti. Pagani. The lot.
Now We Know For Sure: Elon Musk Sucks Like All These Jackasses Suck
The internet, and the astounding degree of personal connection it gives to all of us, is absolutely incredible. But at…
We Deserve Better Back Seats
Right now there are pretty much two kinds of rear seats you see in production cars: lounge chairs that swaddle asses in…
Make Auxiliary Cord Inputs Mandatory For Every Car
Last Christmas, I gifted all of you a very special, very correct take on compact discs, and how they’re the best way to…
Aston Martin's Sapphire Crystal Key Was The Stupidest Thing Ever And If You Bought One You're Too Stupid To Use Money
Full disclosure: I don’t think Aston Martin even uses these keys on new cars anymore. They were introduced around 2008,…
It's Possible To Have Mixed Feelings About Tesla
We’re Tesla shills. We’re Tesla shortsellers. We’re in bed with Tesla. We want to kill Tesla to do a favor for the…
I Have Determined That Hatchbacks Are The Ideal Vehicle
Have you, like so many of us, ever lamented that your vehicle is not suited to all aspects of your life? My friends, I…
It's Time To Confess My Irrational Love For The 2002 Cadillac Escalade
The first Cadillac Escalade came out in 1999, and it was a bland, pointless Lincoln Navigator competitor that was…
It Is Unacceptable That The Toyota GT86 And Subaru BRZ Don't Come With Center Arm Rests
I don’t think I had ever been in a car that did not have an obvious center area to rest your arm while driving that…
McLaren's CEO Just Said Something I've Been Thinking For Literally Years Now
This would have been blasphemy back in the day, but I’m bored by horsepower. It’s cheap. It’s too easy. It’s too dumb.…
Modern Steering Wheels Suck
The best car I have ever owned was a 2003 BMW 325ci, and driving modern cars has made me miss it even more. One of the…
