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We're not wild on the flame job splattered across this wee pup, although we are partial to the stripes. Still, if we were us and had a bit more dosh, we'd be bidding on this thing. Continental engine, Goodyear Blue Streak tires (no doubt roughly as hard as a recalcitrant-to-pass kidney-stone), and best of all, a diamond-pleat seat. And with full disrespect of authority, we'd drive it all over Pedro with a boombox strapped to the back blaring the Wipers, wearing nothing but welders' goggles with the cobalt lenses replaced with clear ones. If we were feeling modest, we might slip on a leopard-print Speedo or a tattered loincloth. But that's it. We swear.

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