BOOOO! Phillies Fan Passes Out On Audi Gas Pedal! BOOOO!

So you've taken yourself out to the ball game and spent nine long innings boo, boo, booing for the home team, but instead of peanuts and Cracker Jack you've bought 19 cold foamers (the better to wash down that pint of Granddad you smuggled past stadium security). Whoa, little too much buzz! Well, better stagger out to the parking lot and rest for a while in the Audi... where you start the engine and promptly pass out with your foot wedged on the gas. The good news is that some fellow Philadephians rocked the brotherly love and shut off your engine before it spun all the bearings; the bad news is that they filmed the incident and posted it online for the world to see.

Drunk Dad Passes Out While Pumping Gas [internal]

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Wow...that town hasn't had that much fun since the lie-detector test*!

That guy should count himself among the lucky if the Phillies don't use that video on their scoreboard, as part of a don't-drink-and-drive public-service announcement or otherwise.

(*Wonderfully Trivial Fact (WTF): Back in the early '70s, then-Philly mayor Frank Rizzo voluntarily took a polygraph test relating to one corrpution scandal or another...and flunked! The Phillies noted that when, on the Veterans Stadium message board during a game that the Phillies were scoring a lot of runs in (this is about when Mike Schmidt started tearing up NL pitching, IIRC), it flashed, "This Town Hasn't Had This Much Fun Since The Lie-Detector Test!" )