Life tip: when you park your car, try to remember where it is. So you can go to it later and use it again.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) June 26, 2013
Pro Tip: Mine's easy to find. It's always in the back of the parking lot, discreetly parked with one side to a curb so that only one is exposed. Far, far away from shopping carts and thoughtless soccermom's releasing their spawn from an "SUV" where they can each ding a door as the exit. So yeah, it's the shiny one over there. Thanks.