“Huh. According to the map, even with all those stickers, our car is still slow as shit. I guess it’s because we stayed in 1976?”
Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!: https://rb.gy/udnqhh)
These cars are a bit like an objectively attractive cousin: You can put all the makeup on it, and dress it up nice — but that’s still your cousin.