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Dudes sporting Swarovski-crystal-inlaid emblems that denote their wheel size are not redefining ballerism. Let's take the hoser who cut us off this morning as an example. He basically sucked. Looked like an idiot, drove like an idiot, accessorized his Yukon like an idiot. Joep van Lieshout, on the other hand, knows how to customize and accessorize like a mofo with an ass aflame. He put together a Mercedes-Benz pickup conversion with a 57mm cannon mounted in the bed and proceeded to declare an autonomous, self-governed zone 'round his Rotterdam studio while still pulling government grants. This man is our new hero. [Thanks to Greg for the tip.]

Mercedes [Migros Museum]

Party 'Til You Puke: Another Benzamino! [Internal]