I have a deep-seated mistrust of valet services. I don’t trust strangers to take my car to a place where I can’t see them park it. I don’t trust strangers who don’t give a shit about my car. I don’t trust strangers in a hurry with my car. I don’t trust strangers in my car.
Now, add that to someone who might not know how to drive stick adequately, tight spots, general vehicular inexperience and you’ve got a nightmare waiting to happen.
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This exercise is in no way going to assuage my paranoia, but like any masochistic individual, I still want to know about it.
Maybe you were the customer. Maybe you were the attendant. Maybe you saw something from across the street you that you shouldn’t have.