Two lowriders fight each other in the most ridiculous bouncing battle

Here's all the proof you need that America is a wonderful land where any dream can come true: a place exists in Texas where two lowriders bounce up and down and ridiculously fight each other. I mean, this is better than BattleBots.

Apparently Lowrider Fighting Is A Thing

So, you can have lowriders fight each other?

Sadly, it appears these vehicles are both unmanned and un-powered. I guess that's the safe thing to do.

Of course this was in Texas. Specifically, at Texas Heatwave 2013. Hopefully this makes a comeback this year.