OK, even though this story takes place in Owensboro, Kentucky, I'm going to refrain from mentioning mullets, trailers, or the Confederate flag (since, of course, Kentucky was a Union state during the War of Northern Aggression). We don't actually have any proof that the protagonists in this pathetic drama were members of the Dentally Challenged Caucasian community. What we do know is what AP tells us: Mom and Dad needed wheels and some cash to pay off Dad's fines for a previous criminal charge. $3000 and an SUV for the toddler? Sold! I'm reserving judgment until AP tells us what kind of SUV was involved.

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