Ain't No Party Like A Jalopnik Political Party

It's safe to say all of us here would like someone in government to look out for the Jalops a little more. Several of you were casting envious eyes at Australia and a win for their Motoring Enthusiast Party in the form of an off-road enthusiast.


Arch Duke Maxyenko, a Dyslexic has issued the first nomination for a leader for a Jalop-oriented party and, no, it's not too early to start talking about '16:

The Jalopnik People's Party of America.
I'd vote for that. El Wertõ 2016!

Automatch- the Avanthusiast is already thinking about new cabinet positions so qualified people can start raising hands:

I wonder what the details of the JPPA would look like? Cabinet names, members

Secretary of Dashcams

Hoonturny General

...the possibilities are endless.

While we're in the midst of a shutdown, will some new leadership ideas prevail?

Photo: Flickr/Sin Amigos

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