Dwayne Johnson posted this picture from the set of Ballers noting that he cannot fit inside this multimillion dollar LaFerrari hybrid hypercar. Is it that Mr. Johnson is too big? No. The Ferrari is certainly too small.

Here is what The Rock posted on his Facebook page, with the attached photo above:

“She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean - she was the best damn woman that I ever seen...” 950 horsepower. Less than 25 made (matte white) in the world. Selling on the streets for $3-5 million. The great benefit of producing and starring in HBO’s Ballers is that I can admire, touch and play with this Ferrari which is one of the most beautifully engineered and sought after exotic cars in the world. The drawback...? Daddy don’t fit in it.

Far be it from me to state that Mr. Johnson is inappropriately dimensioned. I am but a small wee tiny puny man. I am a 5’9” normalman. I could fit inside of that LaFerrari easily.

But I will not ever say that I am the correct size for a human, while The Rock is ‘too big.’ Dwayne is a good human size. He is fine in his bigness. It is the Ferrari that is inappropriate. Yes.

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Photo via Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson


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