As you already know, drifting is hard. Indeed, let's follow along with the Drift Idiot as sort of learns how to go sideways and breaks his car, spins out, and embarrasses himself in front of pretty ladies along the way.
Our favorite part is when he gets psyched up by one of the event workers.
"Alright, you are going to do a burnout the whole way otherwise I'm not going to launch you."
[Drift Idiot does burnout, thinks to himself]
"I AM SO PUMPED UP NOW LET'S DO THIS"