A Jalopnik tipster sent us a photo of this New Jersey genius, who appears to be texting whilst riding his motorcycle. Smart move.
We don't have to point out what will happen to his shorts, T-shirt and sandal clad body if he makes a mistake. Skin doesn't hold up well against pavement.
It kind of looks like whoever took the picture might have been driving, too — one of those picture within a picture things, depicting boneheadedness. But we've been assured that the photographer was sitting shotgun while someone else drove.
Good, we didn't want to hear another one of those "Hold my beer and watch this!" stories! (Hat tip to Ian!)
Photo credit: Ian Oliver