As a native Texan, the phrase "Don't Mess With Texas" was drilled into my brain to mean something analogous to "Keep Highways Beautiful" because of its use in an anti-littering ad campaign. Joseph Farley didn't litter while crossing a bridge in Kemah on a unicycle Wednesday afternoon, but he did "Mess With Texas" by choosing do so in the buff.
The 45-year-old man was arrested (NSFW video here) on a charge of indecent exposure after someone called the police to report a naked man on a unicycle trying to cross the Highway 146 bridge. Kemah is sort of a weird mix of rich yacht club types and second-rate beach bums. Tilman Fertitta, the guy who owns every other restaurant in America, has a house here.
And so does Farley, who was apparently completely sober when he crossed the major thoroughfare while naked and on a unicycle. When asked why he told the cops he just liked the feeling.
We'd judge, but check out those quads.