You don't need a fast car to go racing. Watch this dirt track race between a bunch of busted-up cars ready for the junkyard and you'll see what we mean.
Screw big budget racing. Strap a camera to the bumper of your '82 Corolla wagon and see who's faster: you in your rear-drive beater, a Geo Tracker, a 4WD Toyota Tercel, or a Chrysler Cirrus. Let the best shitbox win!