Movie rights are strange. Someone owns the rights to tell part of your story and, perhaps, the merchandising rights to your face. It happens. Being a writer you want movie producers to create films based on what you write. There's often talk but it rarely happens. Whenever someone even breathes a word about "a movie" I think of that line from the Pavement song "Shady Lane" that goes "You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life." No one is making a movie out of the weekend race track experience, but it's nice to know Tuesday's taken the time to envision one.

13 hours...

56 race cars...

A blog writer....

This fall....

- Matt, we need you...
- Don't worry Marty, I got your back...
- Matt, wee need you to move those tires, now! GO!GO!GO!GO!

Based on a true life story....

With Love....
- Matt, I brought you a chicken wing!
- Awesome! (thinks, -is she trying to seduce me? OMG!)...

Action...
- Come on Matt!!!! to the lollipop!!!!
(slow motion, Matt moving the lollipop)

Thrill

- Sorry guys, it's melted, we are done, take us in...
.... wait, wait, Marty, Marty, give it a try now, I think it's come back!

And Meat...

- 21 meat products

And not. A single. Dump.

This fall....

Matt Hardigree comes to you on...

RACE TRACK!

Seriously, my colon was like the 405 at 8:30 am on a Monday. OH! Also, Bonus W123 in the video.