The only people I know that eschew Lombardi's Pizza for Pomodoro's are the Jersey Shore type. Guess that's why the backwards cap-wearing Mini Cooper Coupe (in John Cooper Works trim, no less) was caught there just moments ago, grabbing a slice. Sup, brah!

No, we have no idea who owns it, or why it'd be parked two blocks from Jalopnik's world headquarters on Elizabeth St. Or why it's wearing Georgia dealer plates. Whatever, brah!