Last weekend, hooligans in England purloined a racing Subaru Impreza valued at $131,000. The rig was recovered, but not before taking a barking joyride other motorists politely caught on video.

The Impreza, capable of reaching nearly 200mph, was pinched Sunday from a motoring show whilst owner Team Japspeed believed it immobilized, but four bobbydodgers twisted this and that and Bob's your uncle, off they scarpered. The quartet threw a spanner in the works when they rubbished the Impreza in a garage; they're now facing donkeys' years of tea times with old Mrs. Ironass.