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1st Gear: Jaguar's pumped up the power and handling on its pretty kitty, the XKR, for next week's Geneva Motor Show. The result is a cat Jag claims is the fastest production Jaguar sports car ever. It's called the XKR-S and it's got the standard XKR's 5.0-liter supercharged V8 under the hood with some as-yet-unveiled upgrades to boost output to 542 bhp (up from 510 bhp) and 501 lb-ft o' torques (up from 461 lb-ft). We'd say "Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!" but it's just too soon. [Grab some high resolution shots over on our Facebook page.]

2nd Gear: The Fiesta S1600 is back, and with a power boost plus some beefed-up looks. Last year, they made a mere 650 of these fast Fords. This year? Just 500 units will be made. With greater exclusivity comes even more power. The 1.6-liter naturally-aspirated gas engine is up from 118 bhp to 132 bhp, which helps drop the 0-to-62 to just 8.2 seconds — a 1.7-second improvement over the standard model. Do want. Do want badly.

3rd Gear: Congrats to Ray Day's PR team at Ford for providing further proof auto shows (that aren't the Detroit Auto Show and its critical mass of journalists) have ever-lesser importance when it comes to driving buzz about new cars. Ford CEO Alan Mulally's skipping the Geneva Motor Show to give the keynote speech at the CeBIT technology show and show off MyFord Touch. Good call. The kiddies love the gadgets. The fun-to-drive cars? Not quite as much.

4th Gear: Speaking of Ford, one month ago NHTSA sent FoMoCo a letter asking for a recall of 1.3 million 2004-06 F-150 pickups. At the time, the automaker blew off NHTSA. Today Ford's voluntarily recalling 144,000 of those pickups (from model years 2005-06) over concerns that air bags could deploy without warning... and possibly lead to fiery death. Now Ford's hoping this limited recall will sate the safety-obsessive beltway beast. Hmm, maybe they just need more testing with dead bodies.

5th Gear: Remember yesterday's news Honda was cutting the size of its board from 20 to 12? Among the cuts is the head of American Honda, Tetsuo Iwamura. No wonder. That guy's just been crazy ever since that freaky little kid hit him with his psychic powers. TETSUO!!!

6th Gear: According to a new report by the UK firm Trend Tracker, electric cars are unlikely to be able to raise their game to bail out the world's need for mobility as oil runs out. The report also indicates the move to electric cars has got ahead of itself, by going to the market before it was ready. The result? Electric cars will struggle after normal buyers replace the early adopters. Especially when they find out how hard it is to find charging stations.


⏎ For the first time in nearly half a century, General Motors is the darling of the media... and then somehow that lede transitions into a story on the "Lost Legion" of "Old GM" shareholders. [Automotive News]


⏎ Chrysler-Fiat CEO Sergio Marchionne received $4.77 million in total pay last year. [Bloomberg via Detroit News]

⏎ Skoda's new design language looks just as bland as the old one. [Autoblog]

⏎ Euro NCAP is now crash-testing plug-in electric vehicles. So, wait, what were they doing before? [Euro NCAP]

⏎ Toyota says it's "#1 for a reason" in new ad campaign. [Motor Trend]

⏎ The 2015 Volkswagen Tiguan will be lighter, stiffer, safer, more economical... and supposedly, more fun to drive. We'll see about that. [Automobile]

⏎ BMW's "i" range won't be limited to just, you know, electric cars. [Autocar]

⏎ Hey Planters, Oscar Meyer called, they want their intellectual property back. [Automobile]

Today in Automotive History:

On this day in 1958, five-time Formula One champion Juan Manuel Fangio of Argentina is kidnapped in Cuba by a group of Fidel Castro's rebels. [History]

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