You know the cliché about something being so bad that you wouldn't give it to your worst enemy? Forget that noise, your worst enemy doesn't need your coddling. What car would you give to your worst enemy?
An enemy car isn't just about poor looks, shoddy workmanship and a terrible driving experience — oh, who are we kidding, of course it is. But your enemy is special, and adjusting those parameters according when making a decision will result in an enemy car that's perfectly fitted to your particular nemesis. Go for it. The world of bad cars is your oyster.
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