Among the day-old brats of the Chicago auto show was the U.S.-bound version of the Audi TT-RS, which is set to unleash its 4.6-second 0-60 mph times on American roads in a few months. To celebrate, Audi had a bunch of Facebook pals over for pizza and took photos. Just don't wipe your hands on the schteel.

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