Much like Jersey Shore, there is no reason for Carlashes to exist. That's why they are awesome. A set of rubberized, crystal-studded actual eyelashes for your car can be yours to apply gleefully (with automotive trim tape) to your F-350.
Befuddlement and delight will be yours every time you tailgate, marshal a parade, or cruise Seaside Heights. $24.95 for a pair of lashes; $19.99 for a pair of "crystal eyeliners"
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