Being my approximate age, gender, race, and socioeconomic status makes me predestined to like Bill Murray. Growing up watching Stripes and Caddyshack makes it impossible to not to love him. Post-Rushmore Bill Murray is even better, having mastered mixing some blood into the humor. Example? He tells the story of recording the voice overs for the Ghostbusters video game and getting the catchy theme song stuck in his head. While walking around he started humming it, only to realize everyone around him was giving him the "Just let go, man" look. They just don't get it. You can't give up on something great, like the Pontiac G8's clear taillights. We never gave up, and thankfully neither did the owner. Horspowr1001 explains in car form.

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When there's somethin strange under your hood,
Who you gonna call?
Ja-lopnik!!

When there's somethin' seered, in your 458 boot
Who you gonna call?
Ja-lopnik!!

If the dealership, won't return your call
Who you gonna call?
Ja-lopnik!!

I ain't afraid of no posts
I ain't afraid of no posts

When the judge blackballs, your stock taillights
Who you gonna call?
Ja-lopnik!

If your security guard, doesn't check your racecar
Who you gonna call?
Ja-lopnik!

An invisible monkey, in your ad
Who you gonna call?
Ja-lopnik!!

I ain't afraid of no posts
I ain't afraid of no posts

Who you gonna call?
Ja-lopnik!