A Minneapolis comedy theater and improv school has written a musical focused on Toyota's unintended acceleration troubles. They're calling it Toyota: The Runaway Musical Hit! "Prepare yourself," the group's website says, "for an unstoppable musical ride." Oh, what a feeling!

OK, kids, sing along! To the tune of R.E.O. Speedwagon's (ha!) "Can't Fight This Feeling." One, and-a two, and-a...

And I can't stop this Prius anymore.
I forgotten what I started stopping for.
I got the brake pressed clear down to the floor.
[Who just came through the back door?]
Baby I can't stop this Prius anymore.

We know what you're thinking: "Gee, I wish I could watch video of the show's rehearsals." You do? Of course you do! Check this out.

Ahh, musical theater. Is there anything it can't do?

[Brave New Workshop via NYT]