The 29th race in LeMons history took place last weekend, and we saw BMW tie Toyota for second place in the overall-win category (Mazda holds seven LeMons titles versus five apiece for BMW and Toyota).


Plenty of drama to go around at the second annual LeMons South Spring race, with the race-leading Volkswagen GTI blowing its engine late on Saturday, torrential downpours helping a 55-ton Audi four-wheel it to an impossible 7th place, and one of the most intense Index Of Effluency battles in LeMons history. Two Alfa Spiders, a Fiat 124 Spider, a Dodge Omni, a Chevy Citation X-11, and the aforementioned Audi 100 all fought for IOE supremacy, with the Citation— the most-recalled car in American history— coming out on top.

The complete LeMons South Spring 2010 Über Gallery— all 1,100 photos of it— may be viewed here. For complete results, with lap totals and times, go here.

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1. Super Troopers Racing, BMW 325
Winner on laps

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2. Magnum PU, Honda Prelude
Winner, Class Bad


3. Tow Mater, Mazda RX-7
Winner, Class Good

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4. Jacky Ickx GT30, Mitsubishi 3000GT


5. Rush Hour Racing - Mellow Kab, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank

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6. Saturn Five, Saturn SC1

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7. Uchill, Audi 100
Winner, Class Ugly
Winner, Grassroots Motorsports Most From The Least award


8. Flying Purple People Eater, Mazda RX-7

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9. Howard J Turkstra Motorsports, Toyota Celica


10. Rbankracing.com, Saab 900 Turbo
Quickest lap of race (1:02.534)

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11. Starfleet Academy Dropouts, Honda Civic


12. Team Sgt. Schultz, Mercedes-Benz S500
Winner, Organizer's Choice award

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13. Sweede Lil Pigs, Saab 900


14. BMW Sober L1, BMW 325e

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15. Grim Reaper Racing, Ford Mustang


16. Mod Squad Racing, Toyota MR2

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17. V Dub Motorsports, Volkswagen Jetta


18. Team GUMF, Mazda RX-7

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19. Satan's Wankel, Mazda RX-7


20. Eagle Racing, Eagle Talon

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21. Schumacher Taxi Service 2, Audi 80 Quattro


22. Team Tortoise, Crown Victoria Police Interceptor

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23. Upside Down Motor Brigade, BMW 325i


24. Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce, Honda Civic

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25. Cockroach Racing, Nissan 200SX


26. Swede Sixteen Racing, Volvo 740

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27. Pink Ladies, Mazda Miata


28. Redneck Racin III, Datsun 200SX
Winner, Best Moonshine award

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29. Domestic Violence, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor


30. Keystone Kops, Volvo 240

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31. Wateree Renegades, Mazda Miata


32. Dog Ciao Racing, Alfa Romeo Spider

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33. Days Of Blunder Racing, BMW 325e


34. Schumacher Taxi Craptation Regurgitation, Chevrolet Citation X-11
Winner, Index Of Effluency

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35. Race To Failure, Saab 900

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36. Riverrat Racing, BMW 318i


37. Dorifto Dogs, BMW E30

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38. POS Racing, Honda Civic


39. Uranus, Dodge Omni Charger

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40. Team Pooper Scooper, Ford Pinto


41. Beaver Liquors, Porsche 944

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42. Black and Mild Racing, Chrysler Sebring


43. Total Recall, Toyota Supra

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44. Lightspeed Racing, BMW 533


45. P-Cups, Porsche 944

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46. Bone Stock Racing, Mitsubishi Diamante


47. Rubber Biscuit Racing, Chevrolet Caprice

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48. B&W Racing, Honda Prelude


49. Barfing Duck, Saturn SL

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50. Team SOB (South Of The Border), Volkswagen GTI
Winner, I Got Screwed award


51. Team Drinking And Driving, Honda Civic

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52. Eau Rude, Nissan Sentra SE-R


53. Bug Eyed Blowfish Boysenberry Pie Racing, BMW 325

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54. JP Smith Builders, Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor


55. Dirty Sanchez Racing, Alfa Romeo Spider

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56. Stupid But Tough Racing, Chevrolet Malibu
Winner, Judges' Choice award
Winner, Most Radioactive award


57. NEZ Racing, Nissan 300ZX

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58. Amaxophobe Racing, Pontiac Fiero


59. Hong Norr - Team Killer Whale, Honda CRX

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60. The Continentals, Acura Integra


61. Rubber Duck Racing, Nissan Sentra

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62. Spinin Money, Honda Civic


63. Beelzebubbas - Rednecks From Italian Hell, Chevrolet Camaro

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64. Viva Viagra, Opel Kadett


65. Barfing Duck Part Deux, Datsun 240Z

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66. Team Yellow Submarine, Mazda Miata


67. Team Quaalude, Honda Prelude

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68. Theoretical Racing, Datsun 280ZX


69. Midlife Crisis, Nissan 300ZX

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70. Dixie Chickens, Fiat 124 Sport Spider
Winner, Heroic Fix (for installing daily-driver's engine after race engine crapped out)


71. Chariots On Fire, Mazda MX-3

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72. Lightning McCrapp, Mazda Miata


73. Team Türbö Schnitzel, Merkur XR4Ti

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74. RennSouth, Mazda RX-7


75. Sebok and Canada & Sons, Nissan 300ZX

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76. No-Driving-Sons-O'Bitches, Honda CRX
Photo from Southern Discomfort 24 Hours of LeMons


77. BubbaGump Racing, Honda Accord