Equipped with spacious rear seats and a fuel-efficient 4.8-liter, twin-turbo, 500 HP V8 engine, the Porsche Panamera Turbo should make the perfect taxi, right? At least that's what AutoBild thought.

The whole thing's in German and we have no idea what they're actually saying, but we'd imagine most of the conversations go like this: "Sheisse!" [AutoBild]