When 95% of your typical East Bay junkyard's customers speak enough Spanish to know that "no va" means "it doesn't go," your typical stripped-nearly-clean early-70s Nova 4-door is going to get some witty comments inscribed in the Malaise-y gold paint.

Despite the urban legends that car buyers in Spanish-speaking countries avoided the Nova, GM's X-body sold just fine in Central and South America.

Yeah, we get it. Now off to The Crusher with this hulk!