Phase one: Get a Fiero. Phase two: _______. Phase three: Profit. Wish all plans were this simple? Now they can be. Phase two is up for sale on Craigslist. Here's what you need to make your very own Fieroghini.

You know that problem where you have too many fake Lamborghini Countach parts and not enough Fieros/time/insanity? We sure do, but we still feel like we need this — molds for creating our very own fake Lamborghini parts. Now where did I leave those underpants?

Note: If you're curious, the molds are actually claimed to be set up for a Fiero. Seller will trade for, and I quote, "anything interesting dirtbikes, harley, jetski, pickup, car, motorbike." Get crackin'.

(Hat tip to John!)