The Onion News Network covered Ford's exciting unveil of the 1993 Taurus for the 2010 model year. At $650 it's designed to fulfill the needs of Americans in challenging economic times. Video below.

Features include functioning exhaust, working battery and standard Primus cassette tape, it's sure to be a hit.

Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus